• The entertainment "really, really sucked" at Saturday night's White House Correspondents' Dinner.

• Anything that will "take lowbrow culture seriously and treat highbrow culture frivolously" is alright by us.

• YouTube is very, very sorry that it accidentally-on-purpose deleted this clip of presidential candidate John McCain singing the impromptu ditty, "Bomb Iran."

• John Edwards takes heat for his $400 haircut. When asked whether this constituted extreme vanity, an Edwards rep sniped, 'Not everyone can carry off the low-maintenance pageboy lesbian look."

• Chinese furniture manufacturing companies are accidentally racist. Related: Don Imus rumored to have "large" ownership in Chinese furniture manufacturing company.

• "Abs architect David Zinczenko will bring his expertise on love and relationships to The Oprah Winfrey Show." So many punchlines, so little time.