• California values life, so obviously, if a prisoner died, they would resuscitate him before execution. [CNN]

• Tina Brown is leaving the Washington Post to hide away in her writer's hole. [NYP]

• Yay, more reality TV! CNBC's Mad Money man, Jim Cramer, is launching an apprentice-like TV show. Invest in some earplugs, and make sure the batteries in your remote are fully charged. [NYO]

• William Shatner sells his kidney stone to charity, and you can watch the uncomfortable jokes and complete weirdness tonight on CNN. Or, right now, on CNN.com. Or, (our recommendation) don't watch at all. [CNN]

• Forget mini-series, CBS has your micro-series. Someday, maybe ABC will have a nano-series. Who knows? [WaPo]