• We thought the Vanity Fair Oscar party was the best party in world, but, apparently, there is a whole week's worth of parties that are not likened to a "Hollywood Prom." [NYT]

• Pausing for thought on the life of Otis Chandler — in our version of Heaven, the Daily News is replaced by infinite copies of the Los Angeles Times. [LAT]

• Cooking Light opens a restaurant. Even though it's "healthy food," this is the last thing the fattest city in America needs. (You know Chicagoans are just going to run for gyros and brats after their grilled salmon and zucchini plates.) [NYT]

• Black Book teams up with Thompson Hotels to custom publish a magazine on the metaphoric Orwellian experience of hotel culture. It's ok, Jeff Bercovici doesn't really get it either. [WWD]

• Today in blog hysteria: the Wall Street Journal continues the obsession by telling everyone to stop obsessing. [WSJ]