• Presidential candidates will expand their campaigns to include mass-advertising on websites and blogs.**

• Experts say there's no such thing as having a "face for radio" anymore; Rush Limbaugh disagrees.

• Dick Cheney will not be testifying the media circus shitshow that IS the Scooter Libby trial.

• If Nightline expands to a new hour-long format, it would thereby replace Jimmy Kimmer Live in the ABC line-up nobody watches.

• Government's "war on the press" is going about as well as the United States' war in Iraq.

• Diane Sawyer dons a head scarves and confronts the president of Iran, while Katie Couric anchors a news broadcast with a "gripping" report on mid-day napping.

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