• You know that whole ethics thing where reporters aren't supposed to accept any swag from anyone? Yeah, Richard Johnson and his entire staff must have skipped that class. [Daily News]

• Katie Couric, on the cover of Newsweek. God print media, this is so last week. [Fishbowl, NY]

• Turns out J-Schoolers just getting out of college won't only be greeted by coworkers who aren't very hot, but the job market's not looking too good, either. [CNN]

• Forget The Devil Wears Prada, Ann Coulter's soulless bod sports Spandex. [Drudge]

• The price of nobody wanting to take your picture? You have to relinquish your "secret Hollywood salary." [WSJ]

• Giant magazine lives up to its name in staff cuts. [Gawker]

• Hachette's new website is so bad, it's even worse than Office Pirates. We didn't think it was possible, but simulating sex next to a car bombing? That's wrong even in our book. [WWD]