• Even if Google brings new ad revenue to newspapers, it'll come at the cost of losing direct relationships and paying a fee of broadsheets' already pitiful sums. Score!

• Conde Nast bets on teen girls to save its Internet ass.

• MySpace hopes the creative types will save its print ass.

• Amy Goldwasser ruins chances of snagging Seventeen top job.

• HuffPo resident attorney type Melissa Lafsky gets all legalese on Judith Regan.

• Tyra Banks scores another two years of talking about her cellulite.

• As soon as Bono showed up at Forbes, everyone's pensions went in the shitter.

• Showhow that destined-to-fail TBS comedy My Boys is hanging around longer than we'd hoped.

• The federal government abusing their power to block a NYT op-ed article? And how!

• Trace, the music magazine you used to read and love, it now as old as your little girl.

• More AOL switch-a-roos.

• Animation king Joe Barbara, dead at 95.