• If they ever do make a tv movie about Bob Woodruff, the role of ABC news president David Westin will be played by a Desperate Housewives "hunk."
• The Post gets to the heart of the U.S. News/Sarah Lawrence controversy by reminding everyone that U.S. News and World Report is actually owned by Mort Zuckerman.
• Last week, the two biggest news stories were the Scooter Libby verdict and the presidential race. (And lest you thought our country had smartened up too much, it's worth noting that Antonella Barba grabbed the #3 slot.)
• Turns out CBS Evening News' new exec producer is actually friends with the Clintons. Conflict of interest? Or just boring coincidence?
• "[Keith] Olbermann types with one finger. His right pointer. Eighty words a minute." Just think about that.
• Crown shells out over $500K for tell-all from Madonna's former nanny. We hope she dishes the dirt on Madge's mildewy shower.
• Rachel Sklar jumps to Corynne Steindler's defense, thereby making herself vulnerable to Radar's next online missive.

Keith Olbermann also claimed in that interview he was an only child. Funny, he's told several interviewers in the past he has a sister.
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