• Elizabeth Spiers discusses what she would do as acting president of Time Inc. Better still, it's not part of her infamous stand-up comedy routine!

• Time Warner president may be in trouble for quietly covering up HBO prez's habit of accidentally choking the women he's screwing.

• Ron Burkle is now in another bidding war. For Stuff magazine. Seriously.

• Calling CollegeHumor "sophomoric" is like calling McDonald's "greasy." You know, because both are so delicious—in a low-brow, cheap thrills kinda way.

• Don Imus is just itching to jump back in the insult-radio saddle.

• Greta Van Susteren follows Rudy G.'s lead, challenges the Dems to debate on the fair and unbiased Fox network.