• Jane magazine is sorry for inadvertently IDing the 53 women who agreed to "anonymously" show their tits.
• CBS poaches Google ad exec after promising him a correctly spelled business card and an intro to Katie Couric.
• Bigger isn't always better; Washington Posties told to keep their articles short…or else they'll find themselves at (gasp!) The Washington Times.
• The Pulitzers are coming! The Pulitzers are coming! Predictions for who won't win: The New York Daily News, for their dramatic coverage of the completely fabricated 9/11 "hero."
• It's nice that ABC's Bob Woodruff has helped raise awareness for injured army vets. Too bad the Pentagon has just banned CNN and the Discovery Channel from filming at Walter Reed Medical Center.
• And in sad news, historian Arthur M. Schlesinger has died, at the senseless age of 89.

I'm try to decide what to make of the phrase "senseless age of 89". You say it was sad news, but that seems like an awfully snide remark. It's a remarkable feat to reach that age, imho.
Shut up, FATzoteotl.