• WaPo disses GQ's Blackberry "exclusive" with Lindsay Lohan. "Because that's how the kids are communicating these days." More like, because they couldn't get an actual sit-down. (Snap!)

• Fox hopes an annoying cartoon taxi driver will keep viewers from channel-surfing during the commercial break.

• David Geffen vying for joint control of Los Angeles Times. Geffen's offers include inordinate sums of money and a standing offer to "do Zell's laundry for a month."

• Unamused by those (hilarious!) adulteress jokes, Rudy Giuliani asks the mainstream media to leave his wife alone.

• Film critic Roger Ebert eager to beat cancer, return to work; gives his chances of a full-recovery "two thumbs up."

• And, in sad news, a bunch of crappy tv shows you've never seen have just been officially canceled.