• If Oprah brings home a C on her report card, poor FHM probably doesn't stand a chance. [Ad Age]

• The Washington Post gives their comments right back. [Romenesko]

• Bill Maher waxes on his three month drinking bender and the sale of Mexico. [HuffPo]

• Spin is on sale. Get it now, and save $37 million off the original price. [Folio]

• Who knew the media world could get so exciting in Illinois? We didn't even know those U of I kids stayed sober long enough to put together a newspaper. [Fishbowl, NY]

• Teenagers are taking over the world. You know, in case the end of the world due to melting glaciers wasn't "realistic grounds" enough to induce your next panic attack. [Business Week]