Media Blitz: Maria Bartiromo Was A Teenage Slut, With 'Really, Really Bad' 80's Hair

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• Money Honey cheated on her high school boyfriend with a whiny loser! Fortunately for her, the lucky "other man" is still bragging about rounding second base with her a mere twenty years later.

• Radar rounds up all of YouTube's greatest accidental talents, and reminds us why they're hilarious pitiable.

• Cartoon Network looks for new chief who will focus on multiplatform initiatives, not getting fined $2 million for "fake" terrorist attack.

• With a little help from Slate, even the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue can be boring!

• We all know Anna liked yogurt, SlimFast and Worcestershire sauce, but what's in CNN's fridge? Expired milk and a Victoria's Secret bag.

• If The 1/2 Hour News Hour loses the laugh track, will anyone still be laughing? (Answer: No, no they will not).

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    No. 1 Heifheent says:

    wow… big surprise there! The Money Whore has more CEO jizz in her than Ralf Insanna.

    Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 11:55 am
    No. 2 Dick says:

    i'd still eat her

    Posted: Feb 15, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    No. 3 Tarzan says:

    I would stick my tongue so far up her butt it'd tickle the back of her throat. I jack off to her everytime she's on TV

    Posted: Mar 15, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    No. 4 richy rich says:

    not only is the BLOW JOB QUEEN in trouble, but now they're
    going after Cramer for what he said on youtube.
    How do I get a spot in line for a blow job from the QUEEN?

    Posted: Mar 21, 2007 at 6:13 pm
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