• Money Honey cheated on her high school boyfriend with a whiny loser! Fortunately for her, the lucky "other man" is still bragging about rounding second base with her a mere twenty years later.
• Radar rounds up all of YouTube's greatest accidental talents, and reminds us why they're hilarious pitiable.
• Cartoon Network looks for new chief who will focus on multiplatform initiatives, not getting fined $2 million for "fake" terrorist attack.
• With a little help from Slate, even the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue can be boring!
• We all know Anna liked yogurt, SlimFast and Worcestershire sauce, but what's in CNN's fridge? Expired milk and a Victoria's Secret bag.
• If The 1/2 Hour News Hour loses the laugh track, will anyone still be laughing? (Answer: No, no they will not).

wow… big surprise there! The Money Whore has more CEO jizz in her than Ralf Insanna.
i'd still eat her
I would stick my tongue so far up her butt it'd tickle the back of her throat. I jack off to her everytime she's on TV
not only is the BLOW JOB QUEEN in trouble, but now they're
going after Cramer for what he said on youtube.
How do I get a spot in line for a blow job from the QUEEN?