• Did ya notice how there weren’t any omelets at the Conde breakfast bowl? [Fishbowl NY]

• First the Internet is taking over, then it’s the corporate quest to take over the Internet. What did people talk about before the World Wide Web? [The Nation]

• Time Warner Book Group officially sells out. To the French, no less. [NYP]

• Michael Wolff calls Carl Ichan “a difficult guy.” Yeah, corporate insults aren’t really that offensive. [VF]

• In New York, skater and surfer chicks are quarantined to Union Square and Meow Mix. In Cali, they get fashion magazines built around them. [WWD]

• There were 90.7 million Super Bowl viewers forced to watch that incredibly stupid “magic fridge” Ad. [Ad Age]