• Ricky Gervais puts the kabosh on Extras, dooms us to an unfunny, "television programming written for Americans, by Americans" existence.

• Publisher of the Baltimore Sun chooses a 77 woman* over her job.

• Richard Johnson's "little Johnson" is twelve inches long. (We're talking about his new baby, pervs!)

• Editors hate covering the war in Iraq almost as much as the U.S. soldiers hate fighting in it.

• Sia Michel to put her own "spin" on the New York Times.

• Conde Nast Traveler pledges to become more alluring.

*Alright, fine. It's her mother.