• A new research study reveals that The Daily Show appeals to the smart, well-informed populace while Fox News caters more to the “slack-jawed yokel” demographic.

• Don Imus invokes the Ann Coulter defense, attributing his misconstrued remarks to a wayward attempt at comedy.

• David Carr instigates a boring Ellie’s rivalry by hyping up the competition between Field & Stream and Martha Stewart Living.

• Al-Jazeera to become most popular YouTube sensation since “Dorky Light Sabre Guy” and “Girl Who Can’t Dance For Shit.”

• Newspaper apologizes for publishing Photoshopped images, pisses off fashion, pornographic industries, Mariah Carey by calling digitalized alterations “dishonest.”

• Larry King plans to keep on broadcasting, wearing suspenders until he’s forced to answer to “that big Brooklyn guy in the sky.”