• The party crew at Reuters really knows how to shake things up with liquor and ivy league humor. Cheney joke: “duck is not just a bird, it’s a verb, too.” Har, har. [Wonkette]

• It’s tough to tell the difference between sound bites from Cookie and Playboy because (most) Playboy models are retarded and new moms have huge boobs. And with all these new hot moms posing for the nudie mag, things only get more complicated. [NYO]

• Nothing says “Happy 10th Anniversary” like shaking down those liberal cable and satellite operators for more money. Right Fox? [WSJ]

• Who knew the Belgians were really at the top of the journalism profession? So shocking that it isn’t the Times. [E&P]

• Oh, Simon Dumenco. He sure does love bringing up that masturbating cat. [Ad Age]

• Forbes is bleeding staffers by the gallon. Lloyd Grove, we hope you’re keeping your eyes peeled for all these job openings you’d be so perfect for. [Gawker]