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Hillary Clinton Frightens Everyone Around Her, Makes Rudy Giuliani Look Like Casper The Friendly Ghost
Hillary Voted Most Likely To Terrify Small Children This Halloween

A new and, undoubtedly, extremely scientific poll reveals that the majority of Americans picked Hillary Clinton when asked which of the 2008 presidential candidates would make the “scariest” Halloween costume. For the purposes of this (ahem) study, only so-called “major” candidates were considered, which evidently explains why munchkin Dennis Kucinich once more finds himself completely out of the running. Reports CNN:

Thirty-seven percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose the New York senator, the front-runner among Democratic presidential contenders. Fourteen percent selected former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who leads Republicans in national polls.

No other candidate exceeded 6 percent.

Wow, Hillary Clinton first in the polls with Republican adversary Rudy Giuliani trailing at a distant second? No one could have predicted this! In all seriousness, though, we’re not particularly surprised to see Hill with an uncontested lead.

After all, she was the hands-down winner several months back when a similar Forbes poll asked readers to name the “creepiest” candidate. Since then, of course, there’s been the Robotic Laugh Incident, the overblown cleavage debacle and, of course, conclusive photographic evidence of Hillary eating a phallus-shaped sandwich.

All of which leads us to believe the American people have spoken. And while we’ll forever be “haunted” by the thought of Rudy Giuliani in drag, once again, it looks as though Hillary and her disturbingly convincing impression of a Stepford Wife is the one to beat.

Oct 29, 2007 · Link · 7 Responses

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Comments (7)

No. 1
dee says:

I just read a great commentary on Hil

http://joeleonardi.wordpress.c…..t-hillary/

Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 3:54 pm


No. 2
watchmen says:

Love it.

Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm


No. 3
watchmen says:

Who is this turkey….Joe Leonardi?????? Hillary is my gal……I’ll be voting early and often for her.

Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 4:35 pm


No. 4
Shimmy says:

We’ve learned that in the 1980s, before he became the Mayor of America, Rudy Giuliani narrowly escaped a death plot hatched by John Gotti, who ran the Gambino mafia family.

Pravda newscaster Martha MacCallum asks viewers: “In terms of Rudy Giuliani and his presidential aspirations, does this help him, this story? Does it make him, you know, even more, sort of, invincible?”

Look, just because Rudy Giuliani descends among us as Maitreya, the Buddha of the Future, he nevertheless might choose NOT to give verbal teachings. Instead he might work for sentient beings by sending beams of light from his holy body.

Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 5:46 pm


No. 5
Bill says:

Hillary Clinton…..YOUGH!!!!! JUST LOST MY APPETITE. Try a leader with courage….Dennis Kucinich 08

Posted: Oct 29, 2007 at 6:39 pm


No. 6
Vance says:

leader with courage? check this out: http://presidentin2020.blogspot.com 13 years should be long enough to tell if he is good enough!

Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 9:15 am


No. 7
Mr. T says:

Hillary is the scariest. We need an end to this Bush, Clinton, Bush, Clinton cycle PLEASE!!!!

Posted: Oct 30, 2007 at 11:05 am

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