Paris Hilton's new reality show, aptly named Paris Hilton’s My New BFF because it's all about searching for her Nicole Richie replacement, got the Times treatment, SO YOU KNOW IT'S IMPORTANT. It was even in Arts section, not Styles. The Times is all concerned with Paris not really sticking to her post-prison promises, like helping out her fellow inmates, starting a charity, or doing good for Africa. Us? We want to know who's actually seeking fame by attaching themselves to a fame seeker, as if she'd ever let them share the spotlight! So who are these girls who want to be her best friend? Let's take a look at their audition tapes, which are all being uploaded to ParisBFF.com. 'Cause just like Facebook, finding friends on TV is all Web 2.0.

This girl was born with an extra umbilical cord in her mom's womb, so Paris could be the twin she never had!

This girl is 39. And posting naked-but-redacted photos. Ew.

This girl loves fashion. She loves to party. And she's already met you Paris!