Michael Musto is a frank gossip who won't hesitate to put your name into his books or his column in the Village Voice if you slight him in the least. Amazingly, many celebrities don't like him.

Long the victim of of cruel anti-rumormonger attacks, Musto has compiled his "ickiest" celebrity encounters into one neat little blog post. Click through to be in awe of a few of the bespectacled, hirsute man's more disastrous run-ins with famous people, including the time Laurence Fishburne JUST WALKED AWAY!!!!! from a question Musto asked him.

*Tom Cruise. At a premiere years ago, the kind of event where the stars are supposed to garner publicity, I introduced myself to Tom and asked if I could have a quickie interview. "Where are you from again?" he said, looking way up at me. "The Village Voice," I repeated, professionally. Pause. His eyebrows throbbed. Serious acting going on. "No interview," he shot out and toddled away.

*Famke Janssen. I like Famke a lot, but I got off on the wrong foot, as it were, when I brought up her large feet and went into a story about my own tootsies and how hard it is for me to find shoes that fit. A terrifying pause. "Why are we talking about this?" she said, as if addressing a maid who'd arrived late. Whoopsy!

*Laurence Fishburne. At a meet and greet, I asked Sir Laurence a perfectly sensible question about his current Broadway play. He strangely looked sick, almost answered, and then just walked away! Probably to join Tom Cruise!

The horror.