Calling all restaurant goers! Ever left a waiter or waitress a paltry tip after somewhat lackluster service? Ever sent back a tepid bowl of soup, or inquired about a seemingly lost/forgotten dinner order?

Well, that’s exactly what a bunch of Vanity Fair subscribers turned whiny babies are alleging Michael Wolff did on a recent dining out excursion. And, according to “an entire party of New York City diners,” Wolff’s poor restaurant etiquette has inspired them to boycott Vanity Fair, for as long as Michael “Excuse me, but I actually ordered this steak medium well” Wolff is a contributor.

Yep, we think that’s a perfectly acceptable justification for canceling your magazine subscription. And yet, inexplicably, the entire party of oversensitive New York City diners have absolutely no problem with Christopher Hitchens…