MILF Island Begets Camp Cougar
But is Lisa Gastineau really the best choice to host?
 


Milf Island was the fictional show-within-a-show on 30 Rock and quickly became one of the best running gags of the season. "20 MILFs, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules" — even Ben Silverman can't come up with this stuff.

Who knew that it would latch on to the cultural zeitgeist so quickly?

Now MILF Island is becoming a show IRL — only VH1 is calling it Camp Cougar, and letting reality show alumni Lisa Gastineau host.

Sure, some of these foxy older ladies might not be mamas, hence "Cougars" and not "MILFs." Still, the creepy implications for this show are unilateral: Imagine if they had this sort of reality competition for older men trying to pick up hot, nubile, women? (Beside The Pick-Up Artist, of course.)

Not to mention, most people don't even know who Lisa Gastineau is. And while that didn't stop any of the Real Housewives from getting gigs, we found some much more obvious choices to host this thing:

Janice Dickinson: The quintessential scary MILF/Cougar. Too bad the "world's first supermodel" is busy with the premiere of the fourth season of her own reality series, Oxygen's Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency. This season, Janice is moving in!
Dina Lohan: More of a MILF than a Cougar (you've never seen Dina trying to hit on Jose Conseco during an episode of The Surreal Life), Dina would fit right in if only because she could teach the contestants a thing or two about marketing yourself to look better than the younger competition (read: their daughters(. Too bad she's all wrapped up with the second season of her own reality show, Living Lohan. Will Michael and Dina get back together?!?! ZOMG!!
Alex McCord: The Real Housewives of New York star? The one who can't seem to stop getting naked? And who is totally a beard for her gay husband? Yeah, her. Luckily, Bravo is coming out with a new season of RHNY, so Alex will be too tied up with all that social-climbing to host her own show.
Ah, crap, you know what that means? Lisa Gastineau really is the only qualified candidate to host Camp Cougar.
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No. 1 · Susan

Momma's lock up your children, Lisa Gastineau ruins men just ask all her crazy or dead ole lovers.

Posted: Aug 21, 2008 at 5:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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