Montauk Monster: The Unsurprising Hoax

Well, we all saw this coming, though the slow August news cycle allowed for the clever viral marketing monster to survive for way longer than it would have if anything was actually going on these days. Now let's all buy our obligatory memorabilia and get back to Digging fairytale news items.
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that thing is cute!
Counting the seconds until its booked on The View…And here I thought 'Montauk Monster' was Joy Behar's nickname.
just great this thing lands in montauk i have lived on long island all my life let me tell you montauk residents piss & moan about every thing just add this to the list
god forbid a good nor easter hits montauk every one gets floooded wow with all the property tax you can pay out there i can see the lawers now
suffolk county premoodonna central cant even have a dragstrip on long island every one is up tight americas greatest past time drag racing lets thank that idiot steve leavy wahoooo i didnt vooote 4 him
It is called The Photoshop Monster.
It's a hoax, people! A hoax.