Chace Crawford, the heterosexual actor who plays a heterosexual heartthrob on teen sensation Gossip Girl, yet again, explains an ideal date: “The ideal, I think, when you’re starting out, is something low-key, like playing the [Nintendo] Wii, ordering in pizza and then grabbing a beer. … [But come time to step out, the actor says he’d take off] “to a concert in Central Park or an NBA basketball game, if she likes sports.” [People] If she likes sports! Oh that’s a good one.

Also: “Part of me being single is focusing on my work right now. I’ve been dating my gym bag for a while now.” Because it’s so easy to meet ladies in the locker room.