Think People magazine is the authority on celebrity news and gossip? Then perhaps they could explain to you why they haven't yet figured out that Britney Spears' "mystery man" is just the bodyguard that's she's been using on-and-off for months. The photo agency they bought the photo from, INF, knew who he was three days before People's article ever ran.

So much for the paparazzi being such good "pals."