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Media Blitz: Who Can Think About The Virginia Tech Massacre While One-Legged Heather Mills Is Falling Flat On Her Ass On Dancing With The Stars?

• Network execs opt to show Dancing With The Stars, Deal or No Deal and Two and a Half Men rather than risk alienating advertisers by covering the “deadliest school shooting incident in U.S. history.”

Wall Street Journal wins two Pulitzer Prizes, giving them a 2-0 edge over Hustler magazine.

• MTV greenlights several more “user-generated” reality shows, adheres to its strategy of not playing any music videos whatsoever.

• That slacker Regis Philbin still isn’t done recovering from his triple heart bypass surgery.

• Does the press pick presidents? “Yes!” hopes journalist/Ross Perot supporter, Jack Shafer.

• Conrad Black is as underwhelmed by the prosecutors on his case as his wife, Lady Black, is by ‘those sluts who call themselves reporters.’

Apr 17, 2007 · Link · Repond

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Unknown says:

Why would you even compare Virginia tech massacre to someone falling on their ass. It just shows that you have no sympathy for what happened. You are more worried about what happens with celebs. i think that is low and rude on your part.

Posted: Apr 18, 2007 at 11:16 pm

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