Meredith Vieira's new gig at the Today show doesn't just require that she wake up at an hour Bijou Phillips only begins considering whether she's going out, it also beckons endless press opportunities. Among them: the cover of Traditional Home magazine. And what could've been a forgettable fluff piece about how Vieira is spending her fatter paycheck on redecorating will instead be known as "that crap ass Photoshop job with Meredith's dog Jasper that likely exists, but not at the time of the photoshoot."

Meredith Vieira Poses Next to Photoshopped Dog [The Slug]