Nancy Grace’s Unborn Twins Make A Break For It
Decide They 'Can't Fathom' Another Month Inside A Crazy-Person's Uterus

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Nancy Grace, the acerbic tv pundit best known for her stance on “victims rights, despite all hard evidence to the contrary” has given birth to her twins a month ahead of schedule.

The technical reason? “She developed fluid in her lungs and her doctor determined ‘it would be best for Nancy, and for the twins’ to deliver them ASAP.” The more amusing (but less factually accurate) reason? Not even Nancy Grace’s unborn children can put up with her incoherent, rambling tirades.

Regardless, we’re happy to welcome fraternal twins Lucy Elizabeth and John David into the world. No word yet on which one is “the evil one” yet, but we’ll let you know just as soon as we hear which one looks more like his/her mother.

Nov 5, 2007 · Link · 11 Responses
Comments (11)

No. 1 robyn horne says:

NANCY GRACE,

I LOVE WATCHING YOU AND I AGREE COMPLETELY WITH YOU ON JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO!!!! GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR NEW BABIES. THEY ARE TRUELY BLESSED. GOD GIVES US THESE LITTLE BABIES FOR US TO TAKE CARE BECAUSE HE LOVES AND TRUSTS US TO TAKE CARE AND GUIDE THEM. WE ARE TRUELY BLESSED!!!

ROBYN (SOUTH CAROLINA)

Posted: Nov 16, 2007 at 9:32 pm
No. 2 Michelle from Madison says:

NG has been released from the hospital, but the hospital still refuses to release the twins to her. Guess that is what happens to most alcoholic-moms when they jeopardize the health and safety of their children. Hopefully NG tries to stay sober for time-spans greater than just a few hours. This will give the hospital a chance to more thoroughly investigate whether her drunkenness has affected the health of those twins.

Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 7:35 pm
No. 3 cathy green says:

HI NANCY I WATCH YOUR SHOW EVERY NIGHT I AM SO VERY HAPPY6 FOR YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND YOU ARE A TRUE BLESSING AND THE TWINS WILL BE BLESSED WITH A MOTHER LIKE SO YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND KEEP THE FAITH BECAUSE GOD LOVE YOU NO DOUBT BECAUSE LOOK WHAT HE BLESSED YOU WITH A HUSBAND AND A BOY AND A GIRL SO YOU GO GIRL. BLESS ALL OF YOU .FROM CATHY GREEN SPRINGFIELD,ILLINOIS.

Posted: Nov 27, 2007 at 8:33 pm
No. 4 Michelle from Madison says:

Tuesday November 27, 2007, News-Article listed at about 1:00pm, more lawsuits expected against Nancy Grace. The article states: “CNN’s Nancy Grace Disgraceful Coverage Of Duke Exposed.” The article also calls Grace “A mockery of journalistic integrity.” Even JC Johnson describes Nancy Grace as “CNN’s egregiously biased, wacko-feminist former prosecutor.” Just like many other current lawsuits filed, and yet to be filed lawsuits against Nancy Grace, this will definitely affect whether Nancy will be able to continue on any regular basis with CNN, since she missed so much of her show before due to ‘emotionally-difficult’ times when Nancy’s true persona made national news for her unprofessional conduct against victims of crimes. Look up the article, it is awesome and nice to see some victims get some true justice from this documented Predator. Stay there helping those twins, there hospital-staff. This latest series of lawsuits against this Predator will give Nancy even more reasons to abuse alcohol and her medications again.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 1:17 am
No. 5 Michelle from Madison says:

NG with no viable baby-care? Apparently, two of the several required-hospital-staff to lend care and comfort to the new twins at Grace’s residence have submitted letters of resignation, effective immediately, according to that aforementioned site. No specific reasons for leaving are cited, but it is suspected that the reasons may be similar to the reasons given by the first-two-of-three DC (Damage Control) teams that also resigned from assisting Nancy in her on-going battle against multiple lawsuits filed against her for her unprofessional conduct that resulted in the early death of a psychologically-fragile young mother of a missing small child. Anyone see a pattern here? One can only hope, for the sake and best-interests of those twins, that dcf yanks those twins from NG like the doctors yanked those twins away from their drunken mother.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 6:18 am
No. 6 Michelle from Madison says:

Apparently, two of the several required-hospital-staff to lend care and comfort to the new twins at Grace’s residence have submitted letters of resignation, effective immediately, according to that aforementioned site. No specific reasons for leaving are cited, but it is suspected that the reasons may be similar to the reasons given by the first-two-of-three DC (Damage Control) teams that also resigned from assisting Nancy in her on-going battle against multiple lawsuits filed against her for her unprofessional conduct that resulted in the early death of a psychologically-fragile young mother of a missing small child. Anyone see a pattern here? One can only hope, for the sake and best-interests of those twins, that dcf yanks those twins from NG like the doctors yanked those twins away from their drunken mother.

Posted: Nov 28, 2007 at 7:45 am
No. 7 Michelle from Madison says:

Late on Saturday night, December 8th, a Fox show named “The Soup” had a segment where they really bashed Nancy for just being Nancy. The worst jab was when the news broadcaster laughed at Nancy for “naturally getting pregnant at age 60.” In all due respect to that show, Nancy is way too old to have kids at this late-stage in her life. Those kids will still be in high-school when Nancy is at the age-of-retirement. That, alone, is child-abuse in and of itself. What a stupid reason for Nancy to have kids just to get a tax-credit. Plus, her name is not legally Nancy Grace anyways. That must be her planned-defense in some of her upcoming lawsuits against her for her for crimes including the documented unprofessional and illegal conduct against a mother of a missing young child. Nancy must plan to say on the stand “You can’t sue me, I am not Nancy Grace, I got married and changed my name. You have the wrong person here.”

Posted: Dec 9, 2007 at 12:06 am
No. 8 Geraldine Haskin says:

NANCY AND DAVID
WERE SO VERY HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF YOU THE BABYS ARE BEAUTIFUL.
LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU BACK ON TV YOU ARE MISSED BY MANY MANY PEOPLE.
MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR WONDERFUL FAMILY.
YOUR FRIENDS
GERALDINE AND ALLEN

Posted: Dec 23, 2007 at 8:27 pm
No. 9 Michelle from Madison says:

While the hospital staff still takes care of the twins 24/7, Nancy does get to visit them and she likely does not stop drinking when or while she visits with them. When those pictures were taken the other day of the twins where they were puking, I hope the authorities analysed their puke to get an alcohol-content-level on those kids. Nancy is documented as too much of an admitted-alcoholic. So, for the protection of the twins, people need to monitor their safe-keeping. Alcohol comes first first for Nancy, then her prescription drugs, then her bank account, and lower, near the bottom of her list is the twins. They are true victims of Nancy. She will be of retirement=age when those kids are still in grade school. That, is a crime, in and of itself.

Posted: Dec 26, 2007 at 4:16 pm
No. 10 Michelle from Madison says:

Nancy Grace really screwed up again on Friday January 11th 2008, and every single guest on her show disagreed with Nancy on some point or another. It appears clear that Nancy is yet used to being heavily-medicated as a result of her super-expensive pregnancy where she was implanted with two different eggs from two different donors resulting in two different kids being born simultaneously at the same time, so Nancy can claim they are twins. But, contrary to the facts of that case, those twins are not twins at all. Which further substantiates why that look so different and have different personalities as verified by the hospital administration staff that is actually raising them both. Anyways, Nancy really screwed up on the coverage of the missing marine tonight, and it appears obvious to the informed why Nancy can no longer practice Law anymore anywhere within any of the 50 states of the United States. Plus, with her added medication regiment, it is clear that Nancy cannot even function well enough to even attempt to host a show of this type. Druggies and alcoholics will often remain druggies and alcoholics. CNN might need to take a closer look at this drunken drugged-up bimbo.

Posted: Jan 11, 2008 at 10:36 pm
No. 11 Deb in MI. says:

MSNBC reports “A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor who committed suicide. Lori Drew of suburban St. Louis allegedly helped create a false-identity MySpace account to contact Megan Meier, who thought she was chatting with a 16-year-old boy named Josh Evans. Josh didn’t exist. Megan hanged herself at home in October 2006 after receiving cruel messages, including one stating the world would be better off without her.” This is one of the same types of crimes Nancy Grace did against the late Melinda Duckett, and Nancy and CNN are alleged to have paid out tens-of-millions in dollars to settle this lawsuit against them. With a ordered-contingency against discussing the crimes of Nancy Grace in this case, CNN was not able to respond to MSNBC’s repeated requests for further comments and explanations. Nancy should definitely be in prison for these and other crimes she has committed against real victims. Click on the Link to help give Nancy a hand.

Posted: May 16, 2008 at 6:11 pm
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