In the latest hits against supermodel Naomi Campbell, a second domestic slave, Gaby Gibson, has come forward accusing the crazy bitch of attacking her as well. Today Naomi showed face downtown at the courthouse, where she faced charges of assault for chucking her diamond encrusted Blackberry at domestic slave #1, Ana Scolavino.
As the legend goes, when Naomi couldn't find her jeans, she accused her maid of stealing them, and then more or less lost her mind. Naomi denies ever splitting the lady's face open with her phone … and since we all know how easy it is to fit in a pair of 24 waist 36 length Chip & Peppers, we should probably believe her servant was trying to steal them from her.
Our greatest hope is that the fashion industry will finally open up a center for couture induced anger, where they can shoot Naomi up with some tranquilizers to chill her out. Then when she catches reflections of herself in the mirror, she'll barely have enough energy to toss her jade encrusted Treo at the glass.
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Actually, I hope that she is sent to prison. She's nothing more than a common violent criminal who prays on those who she considers beneath her. She better watch it; someone might call her a "slave mastah", which would truly be ironic.