At a panel discussion on race and modeling, Naomi Campbell said "I've never been on the cover of British Vogue and I've asked a million times and they've always refused me."

Except she has. Eight times.

Maybe Campbell was inspired by James Frey who told the New York Times last week that he had never written a short story in his life despite having published a short story last fall.

This is an earnest request to media types everywhere: If you’re going to lie, pick a topic that a single Google search won’t catch.