The Shins really did change Natalie Portman’s life.

Not too long ago, she was starting in a billion dollar movie franchise. Now she’s guest editing the upcoming issue Scholastic Math to promote her new movie, Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. One look at the trailer, you’ll be happy you don’t have kids.

Frankly, guest editing Scholastic Math is a fair punishment for starring in the Garden State. If there were any justice in this world, Zach Braff would have to deal with the Portfolio mess for the last scene of that movie.