Remember One Park Avenue, the American Media reality series that never got off the ground? (Trust, it was for the best.) The above promo takes us back, with then Star leader Bonnie Fuller telling us about "what it takes"; David Caplan, before he decamped for 24Sizzler.com, on how the tabloid biz is like high school; and a Star staffer who insists she "looks forward to coming to work."

Oh, and there's former Men's Fitness and current Genre chief gay Neal Boulton talking about how much he loves his job — because he's "around hot sexy women all the time, partying my ass off."

Excuse us for doing this, but: ROFL.

[Note: The show's lawyers asked us to take down the video. They were very nice, so we agreed and will cherish memories of what counts as one of Boulton's straightest moments.]