Faced with an unexploited marketing opportunity, terrorist television chef and EVOO enthusiast Rachael Ray is affixing her name to a new line of dog food. It will carry Ray's signature brand of obnoxious phrasing: Rachael Ray Nutrish. It is expected to be followed up with a line of cat food, both of which we imagine will be featured in a cookbook called 30 Minute Meals to Serve to Your Pups or Perverted Husband.