New Excuse to Write 'Rachael Ray' and 'Bitch' in Same Sentence
 

Faced with an unexploited marketing opportunity, terrorist television chef and EVOO enthusiast Rachael Ray is affixing her name to a new line of dog food. It will carry Ray's signature brand of obnoxious phrasing: Rachael Ray Nutrish. It is expected to be followed up with a line of cat food, both of which we imagine will be featured in a cookbook called 30 Minute Meals to Serve to Your Pups or Perverted Husband.

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No. 1 · Jean Kunkel

At last you have found your calling! You are a lousy cook. You should be making cat and dog food.

Posted: Jan 22, 2009 at 11:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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