Have you heard? South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker have exec-produced a new series for Comedy Central called Kenny vs. Spencer. The result, as far as we can tell, is a comedy-slash-reality show dedicated to fostering unnecessary competition between friends as part of an effort to score cheap laughs/ratings. (Just like they do on The Hills!)

Anyway. Kenny and Spencer were kind enough to send over a sample clip they put together just for us! Our favorite parts were all the random non-sequiturs about gay sex and Scarlett Johansson, as well as their heartfelt testimony to our website ("I don't know who you people are, I'm not sure what this website is. I assume it's gossip, with a 'J?' Or a 'Q?' Is it Jewish gossip? Jossip. What it is, I have no idea.")

For the record, the 'J" actually stands for "Journalism" gossip. We think! At least, that's what we've been telling our parents. And, you know, pretty much everyone who sends us tailor-made NSFW clips about male body odor and anal penetration.