With a new editor in chief at the helm of Seventeen magazine, you're probably on the edge of your seats wondering what direction will newbie Ann Shoket will take? Well thanks to WWD, we have our answer:

"Imagine if you had four Red Bulls and a bag of Oreos and stayed up all night. That's the type of fun, caffeinated hyper energy that I want the magazine to have," said Shoket.

Which totally explains everything!

Naturally, despite not quite understanding Shoket's business model, the EIC of CosmoGIRL! was quick to respond that her magazine plans to revamp its spunk by throwing itself an uppers party, featuring "enough adderall for everyone!" followed by an invigorating round of Pink vodka.