New Soap Opera MVP Keeps Every Cliche in Check
 

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During last night's 11pm premiere of original Canadian-imported SOAPnet soap opera MVP, about a group of well-paid hockey players, the following pop culture primetime soap cliches were maintained:

• Someone died
• The guy who died was last seen snorting coke with an AmEx Platinum card off a mirror
• A sex tape was made (with a young lass)
• The hot guys take their shirts off — in and out of the locker room
• The cougars are on the prowl
• The paparazzi cause trouble

The only thing missing? A homo. Actually, they've got that too, but he's just a bit part, not a locker room patron.

See how MVP keeps it classy (see bullet point #4 above), below.

 

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Comments (5)

No. 1 · Actually

Actually, it's not original. They jacked it from the CBC in Canada.

Posted: Jun 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Ivan

Not original!! It's a product of Canada!!! CBC original!!

Posted: Jun 21, 2008 at 11:52 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Insideguy

The flesh and the devil is out there. I was hoping this show was going to hook me but it is too lame, despite the visible flesh here and there.

Posted: Jun 22, 2008 at 6:28 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Oleg Lantsman

MVP

Posted: Aug 24, 2008 at 2:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · john nelson

HOT! HOT! SHOW.

Posted: Sep 8, 2008 at 9:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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