How do you know it's summer? When every publication out there takes the liberty of providing you with a handy summer guide. It's even a double issue — yay!
Which makes Intern Zack's crappy slave duties even more exhausting. Whereas most people prefer to take their New York in little bites over a seven day period, Zack has the unfortunate duty of sucking up an entire issue in about an hour. Hey, at least he's reminded that the only purpose of being in this godforsaken place all summer is the sweet relief of rooftop bars.
• It ain't summer without NYM telling you where to fatten up on lobster rolls. It brings back memories of college and a sand shack in Williamsburg … if we hadn't had 7 margaritas, we might even remember what is was called. [Consider the Lobster Roll]
• When you sell out to AOL, little indy mags like New York will give you crap for it. Even if you're a one-man blog empire named Jason Calacanis, whose pockets are overflowing with "fuck you money." [Suit 2.0]
• In this weather, outer ugliness in the form of frizzy hair and peeling skin is easy. It's exposing your inner ugliness which takes a true talent. Amy Sedaris should be a role model for us all. [Amy Sedaris Gets Up in Your Grill]
• The other awful thing about summer? Pop music singles that top charts, and Jessica Simpson pretending she's good for something besides entertaining us on Newlyweds. [You Think She’s In Love With You]
• Though Woody Allen has been creepy for more than two decades now, it's only one season a year when his new point of obsession, Scarlett Johansson, can wear a Marilyn Monroe style bathing suit and get away with it. [And God Created Scarlett]
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Editorial Director
Any pic with Woody Allen wide kneed with a girl a quarter of his age placed by his incestuous member should be deemed supercreepy and should come with brain bleach so as to attempt to scour the image from our psyches.
Just a suggestion.
If I were Soon Yi, I'd watch out. Just my instincts talking.
One thing Soon Yi has going for her is that Woody's that much older now, but intellectual…. sympatico can be pretttttttty powerful stuff.
Who made the swimsuit Scarlett is wearing on the New York Magazine cover?
Hey guys!
Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial. Original person is nice (not damn sexy), most important CHRISTIAN young lady!I'll tell you guys more, that clones made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of human clones,it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world. They all mind controlled, so be careful get close with those clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Her friend Sergei G.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003 makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.