Bummed about working today? Wish you were outside shopping and enjoying your city? Well, in six years, you will be begging to put in overtime just so you won't have to enter the la la land that New York magazine promises our city will soon be. Intern Zack knows it's not as exciting as the Brangelina baby, but, just remember: that baby isn't giving you a magazine.

• Have fear — this is what Manhattan could look like in 10 years. A freakish Disneyland-type place where nobody's afraid to go up to Harlem anymore. [Building the (New) New York]

• What is a New Yorker without his "fuck?" Now FCC wants to ban the word completely! Those fucks can go you know what themselves. [What the [Bleep]?!]

• Who knew an art exhibit from Enlightenment-era France could make even the most hardened Villager blush? [Le Freak]

&bull'; Today in the "All Gore All the Time" magazine: global warming may scare the crap out of us, but An Inconvenient Truth scares us even more. Al Gore's "I should really be President right now damnit" beard is terrifying. [An Inconvenient Truth]

• Horny dads in New York paid a combined total of $40,000 at a charity auction for Anne Hathaway to babysit. And Meryl Streep had to bid on herself. Ouch. [Anne Hathaway: The $40K Babysitter]