Even though photos of this week's New York magazine buried in the snowstorm are already full circle on Internet (thanks to those featured on the cover issue) we are taking special notice of our live-by guide this week. Yeah, yeah, because we're in it. Try, if you can, to move on to the other topics in the magazine though. We know we're awesome, but so are Jenna Jameson's new line of hooker wear, Susanne Bartsch, and the self-proclaimed circus freak in the Look Book.

From Valentine's day suggestions and blogging to bloody vampire movies and gay bars in Jackson Heights, New York magazine keeps you up to date on everything. Except for that Julliard show that ended February 3rd.

• As though we could tire of Bonnie Fuller! A bit of gossip on the gossip queen herself has Fuller pushing herself into the Columbia J-school speech. Obviously Amanda Millner-Fairbanks didn’t read the book … it sounds like Bonnie might hire the NYU kids instead. [Bonnie Talks!, Sara Cardace]

• The blogalore round-up includes us and 50 of our friends. And you thought we were just doing these NY Mag round-ups for fun? We have to buy our way into the public eye somehow. [Blogs to Riches, Clive Thompson]

• Jenna Jameson will be designing clothes for the inner Fake Paris Hilton in everyone. [How to Design Clothes like a Porn Star, Jada Yuan]

• The true definition of New York City? Gay boys, straight boys, closeted boys, reptilian model girls who’ve stripped down to tissue-thin panties … ambiguously gendered Asian hotties in hot pants, three less-than-sober gossip columnists, and David Amsden reporting from a party where girls are taking their clothes. [Happy Days, David Amsden]

• Adam Platt contradicts the hipness of blogging and Happy Valley by featuring uber stuffy Madison Avenue eatery Gilt. [Gilty Pleasure, Adam Platt]

• Sometimes we get so caught up in the Columbia/NYU bubble that we forget all about Juliard. We do, however, wish had known about this particular event before it was over. [ Not Bad for 100, Peter G. Davis]

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