Dave…if I hadn't said so many demeaning, dispicable, uncalled for, racial slurs about Molly ( which I horribly regret, because she didn't deserve it, and since then…I have apologized, but I still think she is very angry with me. I can't blame her. I treated her worse than michael Richards treated those hecklers. ) I would so ridicule you right now for that last sentence.
But…I have to remember, you bloggers have a rule; Whatever race you are, you can poke fun at. Thats good to know.
Because I called Molly an "Irish Bitch", "JewGirl", etc.
But it is okay, because I am both partly Irish and Jewish. Among other things. So she, and you, have to forgive me. Truth be told…I don't even think she is Irish, or Jewish. She looks more Armenian, or possibly Lebonese. And I am guessing you are the same.
You say you are Jewish, but we Jews have a rule. Jews, don't criticize other Jews. Did you know that?
Maybe your just not an insider like me. I am a member of the "cabal", so naturally, I know that.
So…no matter what you say, no matter how bad…I will never come against you, or Molly. No matter what.
We have that kind of loyalty with one another.
On the other hand, I have called Richards a Jew bastard myself, I won't lie. So I know how you feel. It just sounds funny.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is…Mr. Hauslaib…I am sorry for calling you a "traitor Jew". And I am also sorry for making fun of your sexual preference. I really don't care that you are gay; I am cool with that. Its just that when I attacked you for ridiculing Jessica, that is all I had to go on. That or you being Jewish.
The choice was obvious.
Heck, I still remember when you came on MollyGood, and you posted under your first name "David", you partially responded to me, and then requested to see more "Man bits". If I hated you for being gay, that would have been the time to do it. But I didn't.
But I digress.
The point is…I am sorry for the way I treated you and Molly. I never really got a chance to apologize to you, because I have been so busy as of lately. Better late than never, I guess.
I know I must seem a little…overzealous at times…but I love Jessica, and Ashlee. They sort of…look up to me. They do the things I do…it's hard to explain. When people scorn them, it makes me VERY ANGRY.
Anyway, I have gone on long enough. I just want you to know that I am in regret for what I said to you.
And deeply in regret to Molly. I only mention Molly's name because I really am sorry for the things I said. I am going to be sorry for the rest of my life.
I honestly thought she was different. I didn't know. But that still wouldn't have justified what I said to her.
I don't expect you two to forgive me any time soon…I just wanted you two to know that I am sorry.
If it is any consolation…I will never ridicule you, or Molly, ever again.