Newsweek, the magazine of dental offices and free trials, is thinking about moving south.

The magazine’s lease at its eponymous building on Broadway and 57th ends next year. The magazine is working on a lease at 100 Church Street, near the World Trade Center. Never forget.

Despite being in south Manhattan, that location is not hip at all. That area of Manhattan is actually worse than midtown. There are tourists and disgruntled city employees everywhere. Newsweek copy editors should fit right in.