Nick Carter Proves He's 'Over' Paris Hilton By Talking About Her Incessantly
Related: Carter Moves On, Finally Ready To Rule Out Dating Someone Who Dumped His Ass Three Years Ago

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Apparently, former boy banders who currently have protruding bellies, no job prospects, and overly high opinions of themselves are still awfully picky when it comes to choosing a mate. Take, for instance, Nick Carter, who flatly nixed the possibility of reuniting with former flame Paris Hilton. His reasoning? She isn't "intelligent" enough.

At the risk of inviting ridicule, we beg to disagree. Knock Paris all you like, but she's impressively managed to parlay slightly above average looks, zero talent and a famous last name into boldface status, independent wealth and a burgeoning career as, well, someone who gets paid a small fortune to show up at parties long enough to say "That's hot" and have her picture taken.

Meanwhile, everything self-proclaimed intellect Nick Carter has done post-Backstreet Boys can be neatly summed up as follows: failed solo career, failed acting career, failed reality show, failed relationship with Kathy Griffin. Yep, sounds like this boy-genius has it all figured out!

Also, on a completely unrelated note, please enjoy this choice excerpt from his Wikipedia entry, which (ironically?) calls Nick's own IQ into question:

On June 12, 2007, Kathy Griffin discussed her date with Nick Carter on Tyra. She jokingly alleged that he was illiterate and they showed him not being able to read the menu. However, he has been photographed reading books like the DaVinci Code, and notes James Redfield's classic bestseller "The Celestine Prophecy" as one of his favorites.

Well, snap! Take that, Kathy Griffin! Thanks to whoever penned this entry for finally setting the record straight. And best of luck to Nick Carter, in finally finding his lady-love! We're sure that special someone is out there for you somewhere. And with luck, she'll even share your eighth-grade reading level and appreciation of crap pop music, permanent tattoos and fast food delicacies.

Nov 9, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 25 Responses
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  • Comments (25)

    No. 1 fume says:

    Well, he lost the protruding belly. So at least he's skinny & bitter.

    Posted: Nov 9, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    No. 2 Nikole says:

    Was this article's author Paris Hilton's best friend? Isn't journalism supposed to be un-biased….

    Posted: Nov 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    No. 3 Sandy says:

    LOL, even though Nick isn't the smartest guy in the world, I imagine he has a larger IQ than Paris. At least Nick has become successful on his own merits, and not because his family is rich and powerful.

    Posted: Nov 20, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    No. 4 rina says:

    paris hilton is not good enough to nick carter

    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    No. 5 rina says:

    Paris Hilton is not good enough to Nick Carter.

    Posted: Nov 23, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    No. 6 Melody says:

    This article came down way TOO hard on Nick…I don't think they were being fair….

    Posted: Dec 7, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    No. 7 Lol says:

    Okay note* I could care less about nick carter but the only intelligence he had with dating paris was problably for publicity. but Paris hilton? the top slut in hollywood? she whines and cries for bein sent to jail for a few weeks oh i loved that pic with her all red faced and ugly with her makeup running haha that little slut should be eradicated to save the human species from std's

    Posted: Dec 8, 2007 at 4:37 am
    No. 8 hmm says:

    Nick Carter did not fail his solo career! i am sure he sold more albums than you could in your whole life! nick also worked extremely hard to get where he is today. paris just went off of her family's money. she also complained about getting kicked by a horse until nick bought her like 10 bikinis. and hoc (or house of carters for those not understanding the acronym) was very succsessful actually. also nick carter does not have to strip to be popular. he isn't a druggie either. *nick carter rocks!*

    Posted: Dec 9, 2007 at 10:11 am
    No. 9 bandit says:

    well..look nick is fkin awesome he's an amazing artist and hey we'll see bout the acting when fast glass comes out this year..so he aint a brainiac who cares..but paris is just using her parents to get wheres shes at atleast nick did his with a little dignity an ok at one point he was a little chubby get over it he's still gorgeous not to mention he's famous everything he does good or bad is gonna be blown out of proportion and i agree nick carter does rock..and for those of you who think other wise keep your mouth shut i bet theres more that like him than those who dont and if you dont your just jealous..not to mention love him or hate him either way running his name in a magazine or anywhere else he gets payed for it not you

    Posted: Dec 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    No. 10 Kaylee says:

    It is obvious that this person has no clue who Nick is. He is not illiterate at all. Actually, he is quite well spoken. Do your homework, sweetheart, before you bash someone who is obviously much more talented than you. I mean, he IS famous and not to mention loaded while you are writing insignificant gossip about him. Get a job!

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    No. 11 Ashlee says:

    Paris can't help being born into a rich family so it would be so unfair to hold that against her like some of you guys said. It isn't her fault. It's not like any of us chooses what family we're born into because we don't.

    And I do have to say I agree with 98% of this article especially the title. You prove you're over someone by constantly whining about them? Good one!

    Also when it comes to her being a so called "slut" for one how does anyone know how many guys she's been with? You don't know for a fact unless you've been in the bedroom with her. Also that is such a sexist double standard. Why is it fine for guys to be with many women and no one really says anything but if a woman does the same thing or is even seen out with a guy she's suddenly labeled a "slut", a "whore", etc? I hate sexism with a passion. And to say she should be eradicated is just whoa. That just leaves me speechless. I don't even have a comment back on that one.

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