Cindy Adams reported on Tuesday that Nicole Kidman, inseminated with Keith Urban’s baby juice, ordered a white wine backstage at the Oscars. Cindy’s five-sentence item (where one of the sentences was simply “Oscars.”) was met with furor from Kidman’s rep Catherine Olim at powerhouse firm PMK/HBH, who issued a denial to, where else, Perez Hilton, even though “unlike most of the rest of the world” she “[tries] to ignore [Perez]” “because it is so nasty”: “But I have to tell you that Nicole Kidman most certainly did NOT drink white wine or any other alcoholic beverage backstage. She had water and lemon zinger tea. That’s it. I know, I was there with her I cannot remember that last time that Cindy Adams got anything right. She’s an idiot, and you can quote me.” Quoted and noted!