John Mayer needs attention, bad. The human Troll Doll has always toed that thin line between amusingly self-aware and annoyingly histrionic, but people were willing to tolerate it because TMZ convinced them he was important. So he does those clever stunts to eff with the paparazzi, but he also thinks people care about who he dates/what he eats. Former, yes, latter, not so much. Now that he's broken things off with Jennifer Aniston, the paps are getting payback by alerting Mayer to the fact that he's no longer relevant: “Pictures of him and Jen were selling for $20,000 at one point. A picture of him alone gets $200 now. Chasing him from his apartment to Nobu is hardly worth it.” Ruh-oh. Someone might actually have to start making music again to earn his keep as the lap-dog to Hollywood's more famous women.