No One Wants to Read a Book Written By George W.
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For all the jokes about President Bush being borderline retarded that have been made in the last eight years, you would think that the man would leave well enough alone once he left the White House and stopped being the world's chief source of ridicule.

But no. Our 43rd commander-in-chief wants to publish his memoirs as soon as he gets out of office, despite the fact that no one is buying books in this bad economy, and no one wants to buy a book written by the guy who gave us this bad economy. So that's a double neg.

“If I were advising President Bush, given how the public feels about him right now, I think patience would probably be something that I would encourage,” said Paul Bogaards, executive director of publicity for Alfred A. Knopf.

Ha. What a diplomatic way of saying, "Please, for the love of god, just fade away."

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No. 1 · uncle walt

Maybe if it came with free crayons.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 1:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Jenn

Apparently, George can read upside down. No wonder his grammar is so bad!

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 4:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · American

photoshop.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · devious desires

hahahaha, what an idiot. thank goodness he won't be in office much longer

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Mandella

Sorry but you can't photoshop away someone's stupidity…

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Phil

Maybe you can't, but the photo has still been 'shopped…just like the one of Obama using the phone upside down.

Posted: Nov 7, 2008 at 7:18 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · MsSapphire9800

I am wondering how is he reading along, with a book upside down. This explain his C average Degree and why he did not put much effort towards any educational programs.

Posted: Nov 9, 2008 at 12:20 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · HippiesSmell

"with a book upside down"

Its upside down because (as already stated) its been photoshoped.

Posted: Nov 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

Speaking of George W. Bush:

George W. Bush committed hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism (indicated in my blog).

George W. Bush did in fact commit innumerable hate crimes.

And I do solemnly swear by Almighty God that George W. Bush committed other hate crimes of epic proportions and with the stench of terrorism which I am not at liberty to mention.

Many people know what Bush did.

And many people will know what Bush did—even to the end of the world.

Bush was absolute evil.

Bush is now like a fugitive from justice.

Bush is a psychological prisoner.

Bush has a lot to worry about.

Bush can technically be prosecuted for hate crimes at any time.

In any case, Bush will go down in history in infamy.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

“GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” BLOG OF ANDREW YU-JEN WANG
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I am not sure where I had read it before, but anyway, it is a linguistically excellent statement, and it goes kind of like this: “If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memory so it never got stale and faded.” Oh wait—off the top of my head—I think the quotation came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

Posted: Mar 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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