Nobody was more devastated than Schmuel "Crazy Eyes" Tennenhaus by the premature cancelation of One Park Avenue, the reality series that was going to chronicle how Star staffers juggle celebrity reporting with personal lives. So badly did Schmuel want to be on the show, he even sent flowers to the show's producer, Star Price. Herewith, Schmuel delivers his reaction — and plans for the future, which unfortunately include an on-going intent to appear in a reality TV series, even if he has to pitch the concept himself. Note: All concepts include lots of Jews.