Rather than lug a photog around last night's Spy: The Funny Years book party – it seems everyone (#) is (#) doing (#) that these days – we instead hit Grayon and Kurt's event the way we would a friend's small get together: casual dress code, drink in hand, and taking notes on our BlackBerry.
• We scored exactly 8.66 seconds of face time with Vogue's Anna Wintour. She had to make a phone call .. and a quick exit.
• There was one Donald Trump look-a-like, one real Graydon Carter, and one Graydon Carter look-a-like.
• It was difficult to tell who most deserved the superlative "effervescent": Women's Wear media scribe Stephanie Smith or Metro dating columnist and Candace Bushnell wannabe Julia Allison.
• Ex-Daily News gossip Lloyd Grove appears to enjoy these parties so much more now that he's not reporting on them. Guess that goes hand in hand with unemployment.
• Meanwhile, current Daily News gossip George Rush impressed us by going the entire night without mentioning Britney Spears' divorce. Kudos.
• Radar's photographer reminded us of our high school yearbook lensman who roamed the hallways trying to get you to pose. A snappily dressed Jeff Bercovici was not in the mood to wrangle photo subjects.
• Ex-Jossip editor Corynne Steindler arrived with new boss Richard Johnson. Guess who was more excited to see us.
• Dealbreaker Liz Spiers got off at the wrong stop: The 6 train gets closer to Wall Street than this.
• Time Inc.'s Jim Kelly was overheard vowing not to throw another beer bash at his house.
• Harvey Weinstein came in from the rain with his own umbrella carrier. That was the highlight of our fat rich Jew observations.
• Mediabistro's Dylan Stableford may have had one too many. Or we had one too many. One of us was slurring.
• AdAge's Nat Ives revealed his new game plan: Quantity, not quality.
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Ummmmmm. Fat Jew?? A bit anti-semetic, no? Would you say Skinny Fag, or anorexix wasp? What the fu-k was that?
Ann Coulter'sass, quit being so jealous of my race. the shit you say doesn't even make any sense. Your an immature dumb little bastard, you know that? Obviously your jealous because we have accomplished everything in this world. You wouldn't even have the internet if not for us. You wouldn't even have lights without us. News Flash: Thomas Edison is Jewish. Albert Einstein is jewish. Bill Gates comes from Jewish heritage. Everybody in HollyWood is mostly Jewish. Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, I could go on and on. I am glad you are jealous. That means my race is doing better than yours.You know its true. Try to come back. Give me one incident in which jews have been destroying the world and keeping the rest of you down.
Actually, we managed the trifecta: We're Jewish, gay, and anorexic. So we get to make those jokes. If we can only make fat jokes if we're ourselves obsese, consider us prime for The Biggest Loser. Also: We're black, female, in a wheelchair, and partially retarded.
I managed the trifecta as well, I am Jewish, black, and very, VERY ANGRY at times. So Dave, if you really are Jewish, do you mind sparing me the headache? I do not talk about blacks being this or that, and I will never make a reference to a Yamika and such.
In case you have not noticed, I am poster number one. Dave, I have nothing against gays, or females, well actually I hate females, but thats not the point. The point is…We Jews are supposed to be able to depend on each other, so why do you talk about the people in our race so badly? You talk about Jessica and Ashlee so bad…knowing they have a Jewish background. Why?
Just because your Jewish DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MAKE THOSE JOKES, IT DIDN'T GIVE MEL GIBSON THE RIGHT, AND IT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT EITHER. It is still Anti-Semetism. And I am seriously thinking about taking legal action against you if you post something like this again. I will let this one go…this time, but only because you are my Jewish brother.
Actually, what I meant to say was, I am poster number two. I do not want anyone even THINKING I am Ann Coulter'sass. My bad.
Thats another thing Dave…Why in the hell do you need to make fun of people anyway? I was just starting to think your site was turning around for the better, and then this. No, you shouldn't make fun of retarded people, or people in Wheelchairs. I have been in a wheelchair, and let me tell you, there is nothing funny about being incapacitated at ninteen years old, when you are in full health, just happens suddenly. There is nothing funny about having a damn sroke for no reason and not getting the treatmen you need.
The things you say are ludicrous, and if you really were retarded, then you wouldn't be making fun of them, because you would know how hard life can be for them. Like I know how hard life was when I could'nt walk, or see, or do anything and was constantly in pain. WHAT THE FUCK IS FUNNY ABOUT THAT? NOTHING!!!!!
Oh, and Dave, you might want to take down that post of yours…you spelled "Obese", Obsese… unless you were trying to spell obsessed and got that wrong; which you are.
You may have mad the trifecta, but you left out a few details…let me review a few of them:
No. 1 Your not Hispanic, pacific islander, asian, african, european, celtic, or of arabic descent.
No.2 You don't have blue, brown, hazel, green, orange, yellow, or black colored eyes.
No. 3 You are not tanned or pale white, when it comes to your skin pigmentation.
No.4 You are not a genius, like me.
No.5 Your hair is not black, brown, red, blonde, or even purple in color.
No.6 You didn't have a nose job.
I guess that means you can't really make fun of anybody. Stop writing yourself into these corners.
I know you are just like; "Shit! I was hoping that little Jew-bastard wouldn't catch my grammatical errors! SHIT! I hope those Neo-Nazis carve a swastika across his chest! And crucify him on a Magen David! Put that bastard into a concentration camp, that will put hair on his balls, if he doesn't die first! And if that doesn't work, roast him!! Hahahahah!!!" Hey, you said it Dave, not me. Its okay to make Anti-Semetic jokes, remember? Especially if they are directed towards someone else. After all, its not hurting YOUR feelings, is it Dave? Did I mention that HolyCandy believes I am Perez Hilton? That was news to me. Some bastard is on her site pretending to be me right now. I would never apologize to her, she is royal-bitch. I will never post on her site again, the only reason people came was because of me.