Now That Phelps is Gone, Are the Olympics Still Happening?
There\'s no crying in Olympic baseball
America got slaughtered last night by China in the Olympic baseball games, which does exist.
Not "slaughtered" like China kicked the United States' butt (they didn't, America won 9-1….GO U.S.A.!). Slaughtered like "did that batter just get hit by a Chinese pitcher again?" Yes, yes he did, but only because he was involved in taking out the Chinese catcher.
As soon as Michael Phelps wraps up his tour de gold, the entire games turns into one big jock show of seeing who's dick is bigger. Which is funny, because it was Phelps who was wearing the Speedos.
Watch video of the traumas below (which included a batter, Matt LaPorta, given a concussion, for eff's sake):
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seems like something got lost in the translation
the batting coach,I hope, told the next batter to hit a line drive right through the pitcher mound
BTW- real pitchers have enough control to hit ya in the back.