Just how many different ways are there to describe badly how the Jets, Giants blew it yesterday? Apparently, quite a few. The NYT goes the boring/traditional route,** but the tabloids nearly wet themselves in the excitement of dreaming up new, innovative ways to say "You Suck."

In the first corner, we have the New York Daily News, who scores immediate bonus points for channeling a cartoon pig:

FOR ERIC'S JETS, PATS ALL FOLKS
N.Y. FANS SPELL FINALE WITH 2 L's
BRADY, JETS ON TWO PLANES

In the second corner, the New York Post proves a worthy competitor, rising to the challenge by whipping out an arsenal of puns:

JETS FLY FROM CHAD TO WORSE
TIME RUNNING OUT TO PENN WINNING STORY
MAGIC RUNS OUT THIS TOM

The Verdict: Both papers certainly get an "E" for Effort, but—in our slighly biased opinion—we feel that we've come up with a headline of our own that better encapsulates the seriousness of the situation:

WITH GIANTS, JETS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS, NEW YORK'S POSTSEASON HOPES ALL RIDING ON ISIAH THOMAS' KNICKS.

Winner: Team Jossip

**as usual