NYC Hucksters' Newest Scheme: Walking Lessons
A Nation of Babies
 

AFTER Lynne Wu moved to New York from Cincinnati, she realized her body wasn’t prepared for the sheer amount of pavement-pounding required in her adopted city.

“At the end of the day my lower back and ankles would hurt,” said Ms. Wu, 40, a development consultant for nonprofit organizations. “I just wasn’t used to walking that much.”

Ms. Wu discussed her problem with her former yoga teacher in Ohio, who made an unusual suggestion: why not take walking lessons?

Why not? BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING 40 YEARS OLD, LYNNE WU!!!!!!

If you take walking lessons, the terrorists win.

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