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Oh look, it's Jane magazine's cute new feature on "O Faces," where they disingeiously advise you to make a decision on which rocker's groupie you should be based on what their mouth looks like while eating an invisible orange whole. It's such a clever idea: Photoshop together a couple of WireImage shots and, bam!, an instant one-pager.
Except, uh, haven't we seen this before?

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Ah, that's right, we have seen this before: In Details — where they kicked off "O Faces" in August and have made it a monthly feature ever since. Just like their Anthropology back page spread "Gay, Or [Insert Something Just As Gay Here]?," Dan Peres's metrosexual machine has pumped out "O Face, Or Guitar Face?," "O Face, Or Idol Face?" "O Face, Or Game Face?" Perhaps the next edition should be "O Face, or Copycat Magazine?"
Perhaps Jane should stick with with that virgin blogger.


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